This is the testimonial, which i wrote for the Chandan. Hope You'll enjoy this one.
Mausi: Are beta bus itna samajh lo ki ghar main jawan beti sine par paththar ki shil ki tarah hoti hai, Basanti ka byaah ho jaye to chain ki saans loon.
Prashant: Haan, sach kahaa mausi aapne, bada bojh hain aap par.
Mausi: Lekin beta is bojh ko koi kunwe me to feink nahin deta. Bura nahin manna, itna to puchhna hi padta hai ki ladkey ka khandan kya hai? uskay lakshan kaisay hain? kamata kitna hai?
Prashant: Kamane ka toh ye hai mausi ki ek baar biwi bachcho kee jimevaari sir pey agayi to Student ka kaam chhod kar naukri pesha ho jayega aur kamanay bhi lagega.
Mausi: Hain! Toh kya abhi kuch bhi nahin kamata?
Prashant: Nahin nahin ye maine kab kaha mausi. Kamata hain lekin, Ab roz roz to Scholorship ka inaam nahin jeet sakta na?? Saal me ek hi bar to milta hai.
Mausi: Hain !! Ek hi baar milta hai?
Prashant: Han, Mausi, ye kambakht Computer cheej hi ayesi hai, ab main VIT me Top karne ke bare main kya kahun.
Mausi: Hain. to kya wo VIT main padta hai?
Prashant: Chhee Chhee Chhee, Mausi, wo aur padta hai ?? naa na, wo to bahut achha aur nek ladka hain. Lekin Mausi, ek baar koi sundar classmate mil jaaye na fir achhey bure ka kahan hosh rehta hai. Haath pakadkar baithaliya kisi kanya nay padne ke liye. Ab ismain becharey Chandan ka kya dosh.
Mausi: Theek kehte ho beta, VITian wo, Class Topper wo, lekin uska koi dosh nahi hai.
Prashant: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahi hain, wo to itnaa seedha aur bholaa hai, aray Basanti sey uski shaadi karkey to dekhiye. Ye student giri aur class me Top karne ki aadat, sab khatm ho jayega.
Mausi: Arey beta, mujh budhiya ko samjha rahe ho?? ye padhney ki aur class me top karne ki aadat kisi ki chhuti hai aaj tak?
Prashant: Mausi, aap Chandan ko nahin janti. Bishwash kijiye wo is tarah ka insan nahin hai. Ek baar shadi hogaye to us Bangalore wale se chat karna bhi band kar degaa, bus Chatting ki aadat apni aap chuut jayegi.
Mausi: Haaye Haaye !!! bus yehi ek kamee reh gayee thee? wo kyaa kisi Bangalore waali se chat bhee karta hai?
Prashant: To is main kaun see buri baat hain mausi ? Arey chatting to raja-maharaja, unchey-unchey khandan kay log kartey hain.
Mausi: Achhaa!! toh beta ye bhee bataatey jaao kee tumhaara ye gunwaan dost kahan padtaa hai?
Prashant: Bus Mausi, VIT Vellore kaa address pataa chaltey hee hum aapko khabar kar dengey.
Mausi: Ek baat kee daad dungi beta, bhaley sau buraayeeyaan hain tumhaarey dost main, fir bhee tumhaaray mooh say uskay liye taaareef hee nikalti hai.
Prashant: Haa Haa (smiling a bit), kyaa karoon mausi, mera toh dil
