Monday, January 22, 2007

Testimonial on Orkut for Chandan

This is the testimonial, which i wrote for the Chandan. Hope You'll enjoy this one. Mausi: Are beta bus itna samajh lo ki ghar main jawan beti sine par paththar ki shil ki tarah hoti hai, Basanti ka byaah ho jaye to chain ki saans loon.
Prashant: Haan, sach kahaa mausi aapne, bada bojh hain aap par.
Mausi: Lekin beta is bojh ko koi kunwe me to feink nahin deta. Bura nahin manna, itna to puchhna hi padta hai ki ladkey ka khandan kya hai? uskay lakshan kaisay hain? kamata kitna hai?
Prashant: Kamane ka toh ye hai mausi ki ek baar biwi bachcho kee jimevaari sir pey agayi to Student ka kaam chhod kar naukri pesha ho jayega aur kamanay bhi lagega.
Mausi: Hain! Toh kya abhi kuch bhi nahin kamata?
Prashant: Nahin nahin ye maine kab kaha mausi. Kamata hain lekin, Ab roz roz to Scholorship ka inaam nahin jeet sakta na?? Saal me ek hi bar to milta hai.
Mausi: Hain !! Ek hi baar milta hai?
Prashant: Han, Mausi, ye kambakht Computer cheej hi ayesi hai, ab main VIT me Top karne ke bare main kya kahun.
Mausi: Hain. to kya wo VIT main padta hai?
Prashant: Chhee Chhee Chhee, Mausi, wo aur padta hai ?? naa na, wo to bahut achha aur nek ladka hain. Lekin Mausi, ek baar koi sundar classmate mil jaaye na fir achhey bure ka kahan hosh rehta hai. Haath pakadkar baithaliya kisi kanya nay padne ke liye. Ab ismain becharey Chandan ka kya dosh.
Mausi: Theek kehte ho beta, VITian wo, Class Topper wo, lekin uska koi dosh nahi hai.
Prashant: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahi hain, wo to itnaa seedha aur bholaa hai, aray Basanti sey uski shaadi karkey to dekhiye. Ye student giri aur class me Top karne ki aadat, sab khatm ho jayega.
Mausi: Arey beta, mujh budhiya ko samjha rahe ho?? ye padhney ki aur class me top karne ki aadat kisi ki chhuti hai aaj tak?
Prashant: Mausi, aap Chandan ko nahin janti. Bishwash kijiye wo is tarah ka insan nahin hai. Ek baar shadi hogaye to us Bangalore wale se chat karna bhi band kar degaa, bus Chatting ki aadat apni aap chuut jayegi.
Mausi: Haaye Haaye !!! bus yehi ek kamee reh gayee thee? wo kyaa kisi Bangalore waali se chat bhee karta hai?
Prashant: To is main kaun see buri baat hain mausi ? Arey chatting to raja-maharaja, unchey-unchey khandan kay log kartey hain.
Mausi: Achhaa!! toh beta ye bhee bataatey jaao kee tumhaara ye gunwaan dost kahan padtaa hai?
Prashant: Bus Mausi, VIT Vellore kaa address pataa chaltey hee hum aapko khabar kar dengey.
Mausi: Ek baat kee daad dungi beta, bhaley sau buraayeeyaan hain tumhaarey dost main, fir bhee tumhaaray mooh say uskay liye taaareef hee nikalti hai. Prashant: Haa Haa (smiling a bit), kyaa karoon mausi, mera toh dil
hee kuchh aisaa hai. . This is Chandan who is one of my very close buddy in VIT.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Page From Vani Mishra

The First Page Is Dedicated To Vani Mishra's e-mail, Which i Found Something Interesting. So Here Is The Mail. NOTE:this mail may be little long and boring,so read only if u have enough time. Hi All, So here I am with my experience of past few days...... Well it starts from leaving vellore on 7th Jan 2007.Leaving behind my college life and some wonderful friends.Who all are like family to me,far away from home.... Initially I was little hesitated and bit scared from the thought of coming to B'lore.... A totally new city of strangers, away from my buddies,in the middle of skilled professionals.But this had to happen,now..... or 6 months later. In all this mixed feelings,somewhere I felt that whatever is happening, is for my betterment.This is the right time to step into the professional world,time to leave college.So if I am getting the chance,better to grab it.In one hand I wanted the project and on other side my friends too.Obviously it wasn't possible....So left for B'lore with mixed feelings and strong determination. I made few friends while travelling.But they are either Guys or younger ones.Well this time for a change I met 2 girls of my age.Both of them were so different from each other.Just like south and north poles!!! In all 3 of us only I had the reservation.So i gave my seat to Shilpa's mom and all 3 of us sat in door side area.Omi is not my MIRROR IMAGE but ya we do have few similarities.Like me She love jumping, running,Standing on the train door while travelling...all in all behaving like a monkey.whereas Shilpa is calm, quite and takes time to mingle up.She is Jaini-Marwadi, a pure vegetarian with a great level of self control.Quite different from us.This all I can say from the first meeting about both of them.So the journey to B'lore was good enough.Now something about the B'lore city...for me its big enough.At least for now.On day first that is on 7th Jan,I felt that this city is going to change(not in a positive sence:-)) me for sure.But the very next day I had little different feeling. There is not enough time to go anywhere and obviously not enough money to spend:-) City is costly and road traffic is a major problem here. One more thing.The most facinating thing to me here is................any guess????? ya obviously its BIKE.So Chandan will definitely going to get himself into trouble if he gets a bike:-)Well I warned him(U must be reading this MOTE.....so be careful:-)) now only so no blames later.For now we don't have much work or should say that we have nothing to do. After few days we will shift to MANYATA branch of IBM which is in the outskirts of B'lore.So getting a chance to enjoy B'lore's traffic problem.It takes 1 hr to reach there.Got the PG accomodation in Indiranagar....Office is super,the canteen and everything.My new no. is xxxxxxxxxx(This is for Friends Only) ...And thanks to those who messaged me(even the forwarded ones) in these few days.I used to eagerly wait for them everyday.And really no words to express my feelings for the photograph(a very special thanks to Vikas for that:-)). Many times after coming from office I keep looking at it. Some of my buddies are missing in that. But without the snap u r also missed a lot:-) Missing u all......... Take Good care, With love Vani THIS IS THE PHOTOGRAPH WHICH WAS GIFTED BY OUR FRIENDS